December 20, 2011

Funny Kitchen Signs for the non-cook

Kitchen signs....

I came across some funny quotes, for the non-cook, that I thought you might find as funny as I did. I am a "non-cook". I do not enjoy cooking and I dislike the clean-up just as much as I dislike the cooking. I do know how to cook the basics tacos, chicken, spaghetti, etc.

Funny Kitchen Quotes for the Non-Cook...

"My next house will have no kitchen. Just vending machines."

 "I serve 3 meals. Frozen, Microwave, and Take-out."

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"When I said 'I DO' I didn't mean dishes!"

"My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations."

"Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen."

and my favorite....

"This kitchen is closed due to illness. I'm sick of cooking."

My Kitchen Sign...

This is the sign that hangs in my kitchen above the kitchen sink.

Are you a cook or a non-cook?

Which is your favorite quote?


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